BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIAGE =.=

Before marriage.
Darling here..
darling there...
After marriage,
Baling here...baling there..


Before marriage...
U DIE,i' ll die with u
After marriage.
' U die, up to u.


'Before marriage. .
U go anywhere. . I follow
u..
After marriage. .
U go anywhere. .up
to u..so long married. . .I go
anywhere.. ..better now.!!


Before wedding
u are my heart, u are my love'..
After wedding'u
get on my nerves...

'Before wedding'
u are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella'. ..
After wedding'
u are worse than godzila'...


Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue..Like
it or not,I'm stuck with u..
After wedding,
Roses are dead, I watch blue..U get on
my head, I will sue u..


Before wedding
Every date he brings u to ShangriLa..
After wedding
U want to go, he says u 'wait-la...


Before weddings
she looks like
Anita Sarawak..
After wedding,
Don't know whether 'katak or biawak'



(well i steal this from a blogger ^^) credits to her ** BBV